
finally ate at my bucket list restaurant for lunch, a three michelin star in NYC that should be pretty recognizable from this dish. not really a call out, but was genuinely surprised that the chives wouldnt be perfect. maybe i need to learn the lesson all this chive cutting has taught us, that there is no perfect, only better or worse than yesterday. anyway, lunch was amazing, everything i imagined, but i knew this sub needed to see these chives ✈️🥀
by AdPlastic8398

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Wildly inconsistent
u/f1exican clearly doesn’t work in that kitchen.

Did we break out the masking tape for this plating?
I see airplanes incoming
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That’s clearly a choking hazard
It looks like chive Jell-O over a butter stick. Would you like to tell us what it really is?
Everything reminds me of her

NYC? I know the way. Incoming, chef!
Looks like a fruit roll-up.
Idk why but this dish reminds me of the Dr Who skin lady
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Where’s the plane guy?
There is one hero trying to cut the perfect cup of (couple) chives. I forsee a lot of posts criticizing resturaunts on their chives (3 star excluded, do better).


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Michigan chives
Someone email the restaurant feedback and share the chive quality we expect 🤣
Send in Chivelord 💚
Le Bernardin??? Been wanting to eat there for a while!
Get the fuck out of my kitchen, sir.
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Take back 2 of those stars *right. now.*
“There is no perfect, only better or worse than yesterday” words to live by
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that reminds me that I need a wax.

Of course they’re fucked can you imagine this guy’s knife work?
Wikipedia accuses them of “shaving” their chives, oh the horror.
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One of my favorite dishes of all time. Not a unique take, it’s been on their menu forever for a reason! Glad you finally got to go. <3
All’s I see there…is one big airplane graveyard.
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Chives aside for a sec …congratulations on making it to your bucket list restaurant. Thats awesome
Paging u/karmakrazi
I love to see this post. Tbh the BEST cut chives I’ve ever seen were at TFL their “oyster and pearls” dish. Impossibly thin circles, all of them.